Fart Ninja - Unisex Sweatshirt genius because resentment seasons everything from

because resentment seasons everything from memory

Distressed white stencil text reads "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" above white serif text reading "Brad Hamilton

surrounded by popped popcorn pieces with a diagonal purple laser beam striking from above

and "TOWSON DUNDALK WOODLAWN" in smaller white text to the right

" and "Open Bowling Lanes" in black and red text with orange and red horizontal stripes and a weathered texture throughout

Fart Ninja - Unisex Sweatshirt genius because resentment seasons everything fromNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters